A long time ago there was a very cool and hip boy named Jesus Christ. He was so cool, he wore pink sunglasses orange trousers and a shirt that said "N-word". Jesus had a nickname they called him Jezumz Christmas, because it was epic.
One day Jesus stole a pencil from school. Everybody thought he was to powerfull to be kept alive so they crucified him.
God snapped his fingers and half of the universe was like "i don't feel so good".
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EPIC!!!!!!!!