Once upon a time there was a bored man or woman i don't know. He or she decided to visit a website. The website showed the person a picture of a cat. The person apparently hates cats because it is still bored. I don't know what to write anymore so i am just going to show you a picture of a dog.

You probably didn't like my first story so i wrote another one.

Once upon a time a lonely man named Carl lived on the top of a mountain in a large mansion. He had no family, no friends and no wife. That meant he had no visitors. Carl had a very boring life. When he was bored carl threw rocks from the top of the mountain to the botom of the mountain. One day he was throwing rocks while suddenly he heard a scream. He hit someone with a rock. He ran to where he thought the scream came from. Carl followed the scream until he finally found her. Carl thought he could be her friend. He tried to ask what her name was but she fainted. Carl brought her to his mansion and nursed her.

The woman woke up. She was pretty calm for someone who just got hit with a rock and fainted. She told him what her name was "Kelly...my name is Kelly". Carl found out quik that Kelly was retarded. The only thing she could say was "Kelly...my name is Kelly". She also was very ugly and annoying. Carl decided to throw her of a clif. Then Carl found a rock. He drew a face on it, Carl finally had a friend. They lived happely ever after.